17. Pending Revenge

man: OK, stomach, you've been awful for a month now, we're seeing the doctor. man's stomach: joke's on you! I'll be good for a week, then you'll pay.

10. Vacation

Spouse man to man sitting at table with laptop computer: We should really take a vacation. Laptop computer screen: the world is closed. Man: Right. Staycation it is.

8. Moved

man: it took 4 weeks, but we're moved out of our apartment. spouse man: does that mean we're done with city living? man: I suppose it does. spouse man: well, cheers to that!

3. Moving

2. Painting

1. What?

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